Game Thread: Philadelphia Stars at Michigan Panthers, Fri May 6, 10 p.m. ET, FS1

[MGB01]

Are you kidding me?!

[XFLUSFLGUY]

Unbelievable..

[XFLUSFLGUY]

Bruh, just walk back to the locker room, take off the pads and uniform, get dressed and catch the next bus out of Birmingham.

[MGB01]

Payback from the Football Gods,

Forget Gens/Maulers threatening BattleSox or WM Backlash for Peacock weekend viewership after this crap, they'll be lucky to get 1/10th!

[GDAWG]

I wasn't watching the game? So what happened? Did someone Antonio Brown themselves off a USFL team?

[XFLUSFLGUY]

3 seconds left Michigan at their 3 or 5 yd line, kicker comes in for the win, shanks it..

[MGB01]

I wasn't watching the game? So what happened? Did someone Antonio Brown themselves off a USFL team?

Pat McAfee already won the weekend by going total Eric Bischoff/Tony Schiavone on Bandits/Stallions, though he didn't quite get to the "butts in seats" part

Other than that, Shea Patterson whined the whole night and the punter/kicker "extraordinaire" missed a 20-yard game-winning FG (sounds like Tommy Tantrum/Jose Cortez to me)

Great start to the weekend, it's like I called it last night or something

[GDAWG]

I wasn't watching the game? So what happened? Did someone Antonio Brown themselves off a USFL team?

Pat McAfee already won the weekend by going total Eric Bischoff/Tony Schiavone on Bandits/Stallions, though he didn't quite get to the "butts in seats" part

Other than that, Shea Patterson whined the whole night and the punter/kicker "extraordinaire" missed a 20-yard game-winning FG (sounds like Tommy Tantrum/Jose Cortez to me)

Great start to the weekend, it's like I called it last night or something

[MGB01]

I wasn't watching the game? So what happened? Did someone Antonio Brown themselves off a USFL team?

Pat McAfee already won the weekend by going total Eric Bischoff/Tony Schiavone on Bandits/Stallions, though he didn't quite get to the "butts in seats" part

Other than that, Shea Patterson whined the whole night and the punter/kicker "extraordinaire" missed a 20-yard game-winning FG (sounds like Tommy Tantrum/Jose Cortez to me)

Great start to the weekend, it's like I called it last night or something

Sometime in the last couple days the USFL decided to go from breaking through to a cheap XFL1.0 knockoff, I don't get it.

At least that had Jesse Ventura, sure he wasn't talking anymore about becoming a sexual tyrannosaurus (or even ripping on that atrocious Rifftrax-worthy Jesse Ventura Story) but he was at least damn entertaining.

[4th&long]

Philly dodges bullet.

Mich can't find a kicker at 5k a week? Thankfully!